I Am Pumpkinhead
Back in '89 I made a movie called Pumpkinhead. It was about some yokel legend where you can conjure up this vengeful thing called Pumpkinhead to seek revenge on those who have done you wrong. The price is, once the revenge is exacted Pumpkinhead goes away, you become the next Pumpkinhead. Or some bullshit. I don't remember, it was 16 years ago for crissakes.
I think there is a little Pumpkinhead in all of us. Especially in ol' LFH.
Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you. Don't worry, LFH eats you and the bear every day. Every goddammed day.
I was in another movie called Super Mario Bros in '93. I played the king. THE FUCKING KING.
See any correlation here?
I'm LFH and I kick ass.
Sing it like you bring it, bro. Just bring it all day long.
I think there is a little Pumpkinhead in all of us. Especially in ol' LFH.
Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you. Don't worry, LFH eats you and the bear every day. Every goddammed day.
I was in another movie called Super Mario Bros in '93. I played the king. THE FUCKING KING.
See any correlation here?
I'm LFH and I kick ass.
Sing it like you bring it, bro. Just bring it all day long.
posted by Unknown at 1:20 AM
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You are the fucking king because you rule, LFH.
I wake up 2 hours earlier every morning just so I can start my day with a LFH movie.
Keep fighting the good fight.
So do I, sir. So do I!
Oh, GOD, you two, get a room!
You gonna join us and make it a party?
You know you want to.
bowchickabowbown.
Everybody wants LFH, don't get your panties in a bunch sister!
When you've walked the path of righteousness and brought the man down to your own level you'll know what I'm singing.
Don't let the bastards get you down!
Why Modigliani?
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