Thursday, December 29, 2005

What the hell?

Ol' LFH has been busy spreading the holiday cheer, but he took a few minutes to stop by and update his blog. Noticing the increase of comments, I clicked the link to see how my fans were praising me. What to my wondering eyes should appear? Spammers!

Someone dares to Spam ol' LFH, and at Christmas time, no less! Outraged, I say. This will not stand.

LFH promises to track them down and individually pluck their testicles like swollen, rip berries. With pliers.

It's almost New Year's, and that means it is the time of the year a lot of my fans make resolutions. Without fail, some jerk-off always asks LFH what his resolution is. You know what? LFH's resolution this year is the same as it is every year: To kick more ass than I did last year, and have twice as much fun doing it.

And update my blog more often. You can take that prescription to the pharmacy.

Peace Out!

8 Comments:

Blogger Stewie said...

And Jesus wept.

Welcome back LFH!

6:26 PM  
Blogger Freak Magnet said...

About goddamn time.

I mean, good to see you're back, sir!

4:30 PM  
Blogger Inge Henriksen said...

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11:55 AM  
Blogger Freak Magnet said...

Dude, look, I know you're busy and all, but I'm cleaning out my bookmarks. Should I leave ya on or what?

Yes, I'm standing up to you with full knowledge you could kick my ass with your little pinky.

6:13 PM  
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